15/06/2024 9:27 PM


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10 Surprising Styles That Date You

4. 11”+ Inseam Shorts and Swimwear – Lates 1990s, Early 2000s

Longer shorts became popular in the 1990s

When watching NBA highlights from the late 1990s and early 2000s, you will see two things that stand out from today’s NBA — baggy shorts that drop past the knee and defense. LOL… Basketball players at the time were following the popular trend of long, baggy shorts because somewhere in the mid-1990s, shorts inseams headed south and just kept going. By the turn of the new millennium, it was common to see shorts and swimwear that almost reached the wearer’s ankles.

From the time of their introduction to popular fashion, shorts had a pretty consistent inseam that hit somewhere around the mid-to-lower thigh. Even as most other garments enlarged in the 1950s and the 1980s, shorts stayed pretty much the same length. So it’s difficult to pinpoint why they grew in the late 1990s but when they did, they grew fast. Some men embraced this trend during its heyday and they have persistently stuck with it.

The most notorious hanger-on to oversized shorts is Adam Sandler. His streetwear pics are so bad that they have taken on a cult-like following of almost, somehow, being good. Sandler is a legend with far too much money and success to have any regard for fashion trends. The rest of us mere mortals should leave oversized shorts back where they belonged twenty years ago.

5. Ed Hardy & Von Dutch – 2000s

Justin Timberlake wearing a Von Dutch hat, a style that dates you to the 2000s

The graphic designs of tattoo artist Ed Hardy and motorcycle brand Von Dutch were inescapable in the 2000s. While the two brands had no direct connection, they will forever be linked through a certain pop-culture look from that decade. Celebrities like Christina Aguilera, Paris Hilton, Justin Timberlake, and Ashton Kutcher popularized the Von Dutch trucker hat and Ed Hardy print t-shirts. Soon after, everywhere from high schools to night clubs were littered with the two brands.

Besides their contemporaneous hype, the two brands share a very particular tackiness that defined popular fashion from the 2000s. Ed Hardy was a tattoo artist who started his career while serving in the US Navy during WWII. His work had a cult following among tattoo enthusiasts until his estate sold his designs to be printed on overpriced clothing. Von Dutch had a cult following among bikers, starting out as a custom shop in the 1950s, until being rebranded in the 2000s. Even if you’re a tattoo artist who rides a custom motorcycle, the two co-opted brands were so played out in the 2000s that they will forever be associated by the decade’s poor fashion choices.

6. Over Embroidered Jean Back Pockets – 2000s

Embroidered jean back pockets

Levi’s and Wrangler are the oldest and most famous jeans companies in the world. As such, their distinctive back pocket embroideries are unmistakable signatures of each brand. Levi’s has parallel stitched lines in the shape of a curved V and Wrangler has parallel stitched lines in the shape of a W. Both marks are subtle and tasteful. For a while though, there were a lot of denim brands with back pocket embroidery that was neither subtle nor tasteful.

During the 2000s, the back pocket embroidery trend got out of hand. The jeans section of every department store in America was strewn with over-the-top brand “signature” embroideries. The idea was that every brand wanted their back pockets to stand out so an arms race ensued that saw jean pockets get gaudier and gaudier every season. The excessive detailing was not contained by the back pockets either as bold stitching and embroidery started to take over the entire pair of jeans.

Luckily, this trend died off after a critical mass was reached somewhere around 2006. Denim brands came to their senses and tamed their embroidery patterns. Since then, back pocket designs have been as subtle and tasteful as the two grandfathers of denim intended. There was even a reactionary push from many brands to have no back pocket embroidery at all. This trend still stands for many brands as they choose to place signature markings in places even more discreet than the back pocket. But for the 2000s, this is definitely one of the styles that dates you.

7. V-Neck T-Shirts – 2000s

Deep V-neck t-shirts are a style that dates you to the 2000s

V-neck t-shirts were invented to be worn with collared shirts so that you could wear the collar unbuttoned without showing a t-shirt neck line. They still serve that purpose and any man who wears collared shirts should own some v-neck t-shirts. However, there was a brief decade or so when v-necks were a popular fashion by themselves. This trend turned the v-neck from a basic white undershirt into every color imaginable, eventually featuring graphics and prints of every kind.

Eventually the ‘V’ itself enlarged, resulting in the “deep V” that plunged down to the mid-chest. These also came in a variety of shapes and prints. The deep V was a staple of early hipster culture, worn by baristas and indie rockers. Whereas the standard v-neck tee, often in flashy colors and patterns, was a favored uniform of bro culture. Thankfully, a few years ago, we collectively returned the v-neck t-shirt to the underwear department where it belongs.

8. Tight Fitting Dress Shirts – 2010s 

A muscular man wearing a skin tight dress shirt

Tailoring slimmed down in the late 2000s as suiting made a comeback. Silhouettes mirrored the 1960s with clean, form-fitting lines. Tailored dress shirts became popular as well, also following the rule of clean lines. Some men got a little carried away however, and form-fitting turned into tight-fitting. These shirts ended up looking less like bespoke and more like athletic gear. They also looked downright uncomfortable.

This style became popular with gym culture as a way for swole bros to show off their hard earned muscles while still wearing a shirt and tie (thankfully, the sleeveless shirt and tie never caught on). Since stretch fabrics had not made their way into formalwear yet, these tight dress shirts were almost always 100% cotton. Mobility was limited and an unsightly button tugging often occurred. This trend has mostly disappeared but you will still see it occasionally from a man who either outgrew his shirt or is determined to show off his physique.

9. Skinny Ties – 2010s

Skinny ties is one of the styles that date you to the 2010s.

Skinny ties first appeared in the 1960s as Italian tailoring was adopted by American beatniks and English mods. The style made a comeback in the 1980s with an almost ironic twist. Then, in the 2010s, after suits had their day once again, “skinny” became the standard for ties once again. Suit styles were strongly influenced by the 1960s during this time thanks to designers like Thom Browne and Tom Ford as well as the massive popularity of the Mad Men television series.

For many millennial men, skinny ties were the only variety available when they were introduced to suits. That was just what ties looked like, so skinny ties were all you ever needed to own, right? Then suiting started to move more towards a middle ground. Although millennials learned that they had sartorially come of age when everything was relatively slim, now all those skinny ties are styles that date you.

10. Extra Narrow Lapels – 2010s

Extra narrow lapels were popular in the 2010s

By rule, lapel width and tie width should match — or be generally similar — so the extra narrow lapel trend and the skinny tie trend are inextricably linked. Lapels have consistently narrowed and widened by the decade for as long as the modern suit has existed. However, they reached a width so narrow in the 2010s that they barely existed on some suits. When your lapel is little more than 2-inches, then you might as well not have one at all.

Whenever any style trend reaches extremes it starts to look silly and, thankfully, quickly rebounds to look a little more sensible. This is exactly what happened with suit lapels. Somewhere around 2018, lapels found a good (and proportionate) groove. Today’s suits are very much influenced by the 1970s and extra-wide lapels are a defining trait of that era. As lapels continue to get wider, the narrow ones we have left over from a decade ago are looking more and more like a style that dates you.

The problem is that replacing a suit is a little more expensive than replacing a tie and, as a society, we have a lot of suits with narrow lapels to replace. There are a lot of details about a suit that a good tailor can fix but lapel width is not one of them. So you will probably continue to see outdated lapels for a while as men stick with the suits they invested in years ago that otherwise still fit.

Styles That Date You: Bottom Line

It has been said that fashion is fleeting but style is timeless. The problem is that, even for the most stylish men out there, the two can be hard to differentiate. We all have items in our wardrobe that seemed timeless when we bought them but they turned out to be temporary. If you’re holding onto anything on this list then you should probably let it go. No judgement at all. Because we’re just here to tell you as a friend, that these are styles that date you.